Browsing All Posts By Hanna Morris
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“Inequality For All” Fails to Ask The Tougher Questions
“I’m sorry sir, we only have the 70% cacao dark chocolate at the moment.” The movie theater concession salesman’s apologetic revelation of the theater’s dearth of 92% …
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Simplicity is Overrated (A Human Being’s Open Declaration of Hope)
“Why do you care so much about the environment?” I’ve been asked this question countless times throughout my twenty years of existence. Although often asked with the …
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The Snowden Showdown
Insults are a funny thing. Although I am a true fan of adopting new and creative comeback words and phrases for when my own limited mental prowess fails …
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Please, Don’t Frack My Mother!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfymhAEe-TM “You can do anything that you want to do…just please, don’t frack my mother!” This lyrical ballad written by Sean Lennon and featuring notable celebrities ranging from …
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Campus 4
A Collective Experience
Whenever I feel homesick, I always reminisce about funny childhood memories. Last week, in bed with the flu and desperately missing my mother’s helpful care, I thought back …
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A Crisis of Labels
Hipsters. It’s just one word, a mere eight letters long. And yet, this unique compilation of vowels and consonants instantly brings a sour taste to the mouth. Why? The …
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Campus 1
Bathrooms, Civilization, and Factory Farming
Let’s talk about bathrooms. Since I have an extraordinarily small bladder (always much to the dismay of the poor fellow in the airplane aisle seat next to me), …
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GMOs: Too Big to Fail
We all fail. Our attempts, for example, at crafting an esteemed piece of literature or painting a revered portrait or impressing our friends with a delicious gourmet …
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