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Caliber Magazine | May 21, 2013

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Stop Your Valentine’s Day Bitching!

February 13, 2013 | | 2 Comments Hey I know you. You're that person that pops other people's bubble gum with a well placed (and hardly hygienic) finger. You smile when small children drop their ice cream cones on the ground. And... you're immune to puppies. Your latest bone to pick? Valentine's Day. Ergh. Blegh. With Read More

Mmmm…Gimme Some of That Hitchcock!

February 6, 2013 | Today, I was walking down Bancroft after making a withdrawal from Wells Fargo when something caught my eye and I stopped dead in my tracks. There, staring from the inside of a window was Anthony Perkins, in all of his emotive black-and-white glory. Our eyes met and I pressed my body against the glass, Read More

Beyoncé’s Guide to Life

February 5, 2013 | Who runs the world? After Sunday, we all know that’s a hypothetical question. China, corporations, oil barons, get in line. The true orchestrator of all global events (besides that octopus that predicted the World Cup, of course) is none other than Sasha Fierce herself. This weekend Beyoncé Read More

How to Have a BA Valentine’s Day

February 5, 2013 | It’s February, the month of love! Couples walking hand in hand, drawing hearts in their cappuccinos next to you at the coffee shop, and of course, posting a plethora of happy photos of themselves online. It just makes you so warm and fuzzy inside, doesn’t it? Maybe, but if you’re anything like Read More

How to Win The Bachelor

January 29, 2013 |   Every Monday night for several years now I have been participating in extensive anthropological research. I have observed humans quarantined in an ever-changing laboratory as they exercise their most basic instincts of love, greed, ambition and jealousy.   Yes, I am talking about Read More

The Revolution is Already Live

January 28, 2013 | Once upon a time in a place called Berkeley, there was an idea that the people united could take on the government and make a change. It’s hard to pin it on a single moment, because it was a movement of years and years that seemed to happen for a long time and all at once. It happened all over, Read More

A Tip for Student Tippers

January 27, 2013 | | One Comment "Welcome back, students!" says a sign in the window of a restaurant on Bancroft. The influx of students brings a swell of business for restaurants, especially at the beginning of the semester when we all have time to sit down and catch-up with friends as we wait for food to be served.  While we may Read More

The Predicted Life of Kim and Kanye’s Baby

January 26, 2013 | Recently, whenever someone would come up to me on the street and be like, “Hey, Taran, if there was one thing that this world needs to be prosperous, what would it be?” I would immediately answer with, “Hey, stranger, that’s a great question! A great question that has a simple and sole answer: Read More