So many older people have told me that the best years of their lives were spent in college. I have to agree that some of my more, ahem, “memorable” moments have occurred in my time here, but I think people forget one very key part about college: it’s really weird. Not just “I woke up [...]

Masturbation is a form of empowerment because you don’t NEED someone in order to get off. Self-love is what you do for yourself because you deserve to feel good. However, it also gives you the confidence to get it on with someone else. So tell your friends that you’re busy, light some candles, turn on a little Marvin Gaye and go dancing downtown!

. It’s a beautiful Saturday night in Berkeley. The sun has set, the slow cool breeze is coming in from the west, and the stars are brighter than ever. Caliber is inviting you to a romantic night… on the internet. Don’t be nervous, we have this all planned out. Welcome, come in, have a seat. [...]

By Jesse Yeh Passive Aggressive: I don’t understand why girls have to spend two hours consulting their friends to come up with an elaborate plot and scheme to get what they want. Instead of spending the effort on making a speech that is equivalent to a final essay for rhetoric, why can’t you just tell [...]

by Nick Anastasiades I was innocently studying in the Main Stacks. It was around 6 PM. I had dinner plans with my roommate at 7 and I was trying to finish my Russian literature before sushi. Regular shit. And then a phone call happened. The rest of this blog post is an exact recount of [...]